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| Orange Squishy of DOOM!!! |
| 04.01.04 (9:54 pm) [edit] |
The Jeff is the most inquizitive of the mamal specemins that I have encountered in my travels. READ HIS DAMN AWESOME STORY AT http://jeffbutwin.tblog.com!!! NOW!!
Or the rath of the grotesquelly over ripened cole-slaw will be upon your pathetick, mortal soul. COLESLAW
Im going to Ohio University in Athens, Oh. next week on Wed. the 7th and get back on Sun the 11th. Whahaha!!!
Greebs to Jeff on the "Orange Squishy of Doom" thing!
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| Sorry Jeff |
| 04.01.04 (7:29 pm) [edit] |
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My phone # Is 1-419-874-2721. 2ndly is that the first paragraph refers to the fact that Malori broke up with me. So i no longer have a GF.
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| "Every living creature dies alone". Donnie Darko |
| 03.27.04 (9:59 pm) [edit] |
Well I guess im on the market again. I wonder if it will be for 10 years again this time. LOL!
I have three New heros! 1. Willfred Brimley(The Post Master General) from the liberty Mutual commercials, 2. Ash from the Evil Dead series, And 3. Tim Amestrong from Little Iggle video. I have plenty of other heros but these are the most resent ones.
Army of the Dead or Dead before Dawn are probably my newest favorite moveis of all time. Even beating out LotR; RotK, sorry to say. The series is so funny! Me and Ace loved it!
Your lucky I updated because ive come to the conclusion that blogs are a waste of time for the most part and if you know me well enough then you dont need some computer to tell you crap about me.
Current thought: Why do people always have these Damn current things on the sites? Fuck that!
Communist swine!
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| Quiz what? Just what u asked 4 right Jeff? |
| 03.08.04 (9:07 pm) [edit] |
1. What is your Full name: Benjamin Joseph Butwin
2. What color trousers are you wearing? Im not freaking English! Im wearing shorts Blue Denim
3. What are you listening to right now? silence
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: 21
5. What was the last thing you ate: Chesse pretzles
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: um that sounds kinda gay, I like green
7. How is the weather right now: Dark
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: Brian
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex: well i am a guy so go figure, but i love hair and good sence of humor
10. How are you today: im feeling good
11. Favorite Drink:Fresca
12.Alcohol wise:Arbor Mist Peach, Triple Black, Honey n Brown, Mead, and, ne other things that gets me drunk
13. Favorite Sport: Hacky sack
14. Hair Color: Brown
15. Eye Color: Brown
16. Do you wear contacts: yes
17. Siblings: One sister
18. Favorite Month:never thought about it
19. Favorite Fast Food: I gave most of that up , so no comment
20. Last Movie you Watched: Master and Commander
21. Favorite Day of the Year: none
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out: yes but i did ne way
24. Hugs or Kisses: I like both but hugs are more physical and comforting
25. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
26. Do you want your friends to respond back: Yes
27. Who is most likely to respond: Mal
28: Who is least likely to respond: Josh, Jee
29. Living arrangements:Happily living with my parents
30. What books are you reading: I honestly cant read for long untill i fall asleep
31. What's on your mouse pad: some chemistry stuff
32. Favorite Board Game: Board games are obsolete videogames are what i play now, Occasionaly scrable lol
33. What did you do last night: I cant remember that far back
34. Favorite Smell: Asian, Mexican, or Mediteranian Foods
35. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: If i use my finger to help
36. What inspires you: Art, creativity, Freindship, Movies and shows
37. Buttered, plain or salted popcorn: dont eat it that much
38. Favorite Flower: I prefer living plants, mostly vines
39. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning: How much i like sleeping
40. Do you still talk to your best friend from high school? Yes
41. Pets: a Guinea Pig, 2 Lizards, 2 frogs and a newt
42. Rock Concert or Symphony:Rock concert
43. Play or Opera: neither
44. Have you ever fired a gun: yes
45. Do you like to travel by plane: dont know but they scare me
46. Right-handed or Left-handed: Right
47. Smooth Peanut Butter or Chunky Peanut Butter: Chunky
48. How many pillows do you sleep with: 5
49. City you were born in: Coshocton, Ohio
50. What do you drive: A silver 1991 Pontiac 6000LE
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| Quiz of endless paaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn! |
| 02.29.04 (9:03 pm) [edit] |
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Benjamin Joseph Butwin
-- Birth date: December 19 , 1984
-- Nickname: Moose, Harry, Slick, Lavurin
-- Current Location: Perrysburg, Ohio
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Sagetarious( I dont belive in that stuff)
LAYER TWO
-- The shoes you wore today: Caterpillar boots(steel toe)
-- Your weakness: Small, cute animals , Great video games, great used videogame prices, foreign foods, girls that think someone like me is cute( i wouldnt have belived it till now--), cool and wierd looking Dagorhir outfit ideas, LotRs movies
Your fears: Death, being alone, car accedents, people i love geting hurt
-- Your perfect pizza: Marco's Thin slice chicken and fetta cheese
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: To get married and live happily with the love of my life(thats a good one), to become famous for something, loose a good portion of weight, to beat most of my games before I die(lol)
LAYER THREE:
-- most used phrase on AIM: lol, ne, ur, ud, ull,
-- Your thoughts first wake up: What day is this?, Do i realy have to go to work?
-- Your best physical feature: My feet, fore arms and legs And my Brain
-- Your bedtime: I usually go to be after midnight
-- Most missed memory: When I was a little boy and recently hanging out with my cusin Jeff and playing games and imagining things, Elementary school( HS sucks monkeys)
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Wendy's LOL
-- Adidas or Nike: Caterpillars
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mango tea from Chilli's
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: nope
-- Cuss: some what
-- Sing: yes( but when im alone)
-- Take a shower everyday: Yes unless I am running late or im not seeing neone I care about
-- Have a crush(es): I have a crush on my GF
-- Do you think you've been in love: not realy cause ive always been lonely till now!
-- Want to go to college: I am
-- Like(d) high school: it was ok but i liked Elementary school lots more
-- Want to get married: Eventualy
-- Believe in yourself: usually
-- Get motion sickness: No
-- Think you're attractive: nope
-- Think you're a health freak: no but im cutting back and being more active( it looks like it might be paying off)
-- Get along with your parents: yes
-- Play an instrument: Yes: ocarina, didgeridoo, djembe(drum)
LAYER SIX:
in the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: nope
-- Had Sex: Me, yeah right!
-- Made Out: no, again"
-- Gone on a date: Yep
-- Gone to the mall?: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no but almost a whole bag of chips a hoy
-- Eaten sushi:No but i do like it
-- Been on stage: No but i presented stuff to my classes at school
-- Been dumped: no, thank God, I just got a GF and I dont want to lose her!
-- Made homemade cookies: no.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Hahaha. Hell no!
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing:No but I had a chance to the other night but i chickened out
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: nope
-- Been caught "doing something": well techniqueally i wasnt supose to be at Mals hose when her dad came home
-- Been called a tease:no, please rephrase
-- Gotten beaten up:no, unless u count Dagorhir practice and the punk show mash pit
-- Shoplifted: no.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: 22ish to 30ish
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1 boy and one girl id name the girl Zelda and dare i say it Link for the boy ,LOL maybe
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I dont think about that too much, i wouldnt be too pick and id go with what my fiance wanted but not too pricy, maybe in a park
-- How do you want to die: playing video games or having sex(LOL)
-- Where you want to go to college: im at Owens right now but want to transfer maybe to BGSU
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: some thing arts
-- What country would you most like to visit: Japan, Australia
LAYER NINE:
-- Best eye color? Green
-- Best hair color? Brown
-- Short or long hair: Med.
-- Best Height: 6'3"
-- Best weight: 225
-- Best articles of clothing: Dagorhir and I.G.U.N. Garb
-- Best first date location: Dinner and a movie
-- Best first kiss location:Durring a movie or in a peacefull park
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: about 10
-- Number of CDs that I own: about 40
-- Number of piercings: ZERO
-- Number of tattoos: ZERO
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: I'm not sure
-- Number of cars your family own: 3
I hope everyone liked this Exspecialy you Mal :D
Dont forget to read and comment on my Zelda Idea
Peace Moose
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| The Legend of Zelda Quest for Pots |
| 02.25.04 (5:24 pm) [edit] |
The Legend of Zelda
The Quest for Pots
The Movie
By Ben Butwin
This story takes place some years after the events of The Ocarina of Time. The setting of the story is Links chamber in Hyrule castle. After saving the day blah, blah, blah Link is asked to live in the castle with the royal family. You have a beautiful princess and a hero living together and it’s not long before you have a complex relationship between the two of them. So here’s how the story begins.
One morning while Link was asleep in his comfy Hyrule chamber bed he heard a voice calling to him. “Link it is me princes Zelda. The king’s closest adviser is holding me prisoner in my own castle. Please sav”………Smash!!! Link! Link! Wake up you good for nothing #*&@ $%@*!!! An angry Zelda bellowed. Smash! Another pot hits the wall just above links head; shattering fragments of clay all over link. Link, being rudely awakened yells. Zelda for gods’ sake what’s wrong now! “Link’s Awakening”. Says a large ugly fairy looking creature. “Navi, shut up”! Link exclaimed. Navi yells. “Hey”! As yet another pot flies at link, this time catching him off guard and breaking over his head. “That’s it princes! I’ve had it”! Link exclaimed as several more pots flew his way. He quickly grabbed his shield and blocked the pots. “ I saw that thief woman Naburoo sneak in here last night”! Zelda yelled. “Yeah she did. She was just helping me with my stealth techniques. Honest Zelda”. Said link. “Oh I think I know what kind of techniques she was teaching you”! Zelda screamed. Zelda thru another pot towards Link. Navi catches it. “Zelda I love you. I would never do any thing like that. Let’s both talk to Naburoo and straighten things out”. Link calmly says. “I don’t believe that she was just helping you with your sneaking skills. How could you”! A pot flies and hits link below the belt. “Ahhhhhhhoooooooowwwwwwww w”!!! Link yells. “I’ve had it Zelda! Don’t believe me but it’s the truth. I’m out of here! Ill give you some time to come to your senses and cool off”. Link said. Link grabs his garb and gear and runs out the door with Navi behind him. Several more pots smash against the door as it closed behind him.
As link and Navi walk over the castle drawbridge Link asked Navi if she knew where all those infernal pots came from. Navi said. “They seemed to just keep coming from nowhere”. “I knew we had some pots lying around but that was ridiculous”. Link said. “Almost as if magically produced”. Said Navi. “She totally over reacted. Normally she would have believed me. I hope she is not under some other influences”. Link said. “Yeah Evil influences”. Navi proclaimed. Ill tell ya Navi. Those pots hurt more that Gohma’s sting! If I ever see another pot again I don’t know what ill do.
I am making a Comedy Improv movie about Zelda games . this is the basic story. I incourage you to comment ideas to me so i can fit them into my story. I also need actors and crew. If Ne 1 is interestes in goofing around with an improv comedy about Zelda then Contact me ASAP!
Peace people
Ben, Link, Lavurin, Moose, Harry, Speilburg :lol:
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| Hey |
| 02.24.04 (5:33 am) [edit] |
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Im in Mac class now!
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| Im very sensitive to dust bunnies! |
| 02.21.04 (9:28 pm) [edit] |
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Up date here! To tiered here to type ! update
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| Lime jello is a good substitute for paint thinner! |
| 02.10.04 (5:37 am) [edit] |
The sch. that I put up last time was wrong!
Its really Mon 9-4 Sat 10-3 Sun 10-2
just incase u wanted to know.
The fast rodent
The fast rodent is causious
He scrambles in fear
He has no place to run
but he still sheds a tear
The hole was to small
His girth was too large
He couldnt escape
Through the whole in the barge
Oh the rodent was fast
The rodent was willing
But the grain he just ate
was a bit too filling
The cat was not smart
The cat was not clever
Luck for him
the mouse triped on the lever
The rodent was fast
but the steel was faster
The trap snaped with a clang
and the rodent met with desaster
DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSS :D
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| Dawning of the age of Aquarius |
| 02.06.04 (10:09 pm) [edit] |
Just for everyones reference I put my work sch. up.
Mon 9-3 Wed 3-8 Fri 4-8 Sun 10-2
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles comes out on Tue the 10th. And Brian, NP Gave it almost perfect ratings!
I work tomarrow from 9-3 but am off on sun.
Malori, I know ur at ur moms and i dont have a number but try to get a hold of me sometime tomarrow, please. :)
I like desert slugs!
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| Twas the night b4 Festivous! |
| 02.03.04 (8:57 pm) [edit] |
Thank u all who helped me with my Tbuck goal! As u can see, the Realm of Moose is now filled with a vast and mysterious forest. :Roaming moose noises: I met Malori for the first time tonight and I wasn't dissapointed! She seems like Ill get along with her well. I hope she wasnt disapointed either. I dont think so. And hopefully we can hang out tomarrow night b4 Industrial Goth night at Uptown! I hope everything went well with her and her dad. He saw us and a friend walking out of Tofts togeter and she hasnt gone online since we left. But mabe her dads just playing online games again. Ne way I want to leave to night with a poem. A real one to make up for that tripped-out one from b4.
§Moose§
Trickle Splash pour The river flows,
Blow Russle HOWL The swift wind blowsss,
A twig snaps the birds vibrate the scent is aloft,
Moose Moose Moose Stomp the ground Responds,
The birds admire and nature watches as Moose pass by,
Mighty and majestic the Moose pass by,
smoothing into haze into you into the FOREST!
§Moose§
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| I need More Tbucks! |
| 02.03.04 (5:47 am) [edit] |
Please write lots of comments so i can get enough Tbucks to buy a neato forest background. I have 39 Tbucks now but I need 50 total so please comment like crazy to help me reach my goal. Even if each comment is one word. LOL if it works u will soon see a cool (Moose appropriate) Background.
Thanks everyone!
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| My plastic bag is not ur toy! |
| 02.03.04 (5:35 am) [edit] |
Im in my Mac class right now. The lecture is dull so Im exploring. :) Tonight Im gonna meet Malori for the first time! Im nearvous but excided! But Im confident that shell still like me just as well. Ill call u when I get off school, Mal . Prolly about 4-4:30.
Later :D
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| The night of enlightenment! |
| 02.01.04 (8:39 pm) [edit] |
So I went with Brian to BG on sat. He bought .Hack #4 in the game series. I bought some blue foam from walmart(for Dagorhir Swords). And I bought old NES games ( 1942, and Mega Man II) . They riped themselves off! They'er selling every NES game for only a a buck regardless of worth. LOL oh well. Then I went to hang out at Brians house. He mostly was on I.M. and I was hanging out messing with his Katanna. Some of his female friends were having a party so they called him up. For some reason he wanted me to talk to them. Good thing I did. It turns out that several of them said that I sounded sexy and one of them saw my pic in the year book and actualy thought I was cute.. WOW there is definatly a God! I have been waiting forever to find some girl that might like me! So ne ways I gave Malori my sn and we talked when I got home untill my fucking isp kicked me off. I hate technology! So hopefully I can get to know Malori better and maybe shell even want to be my girlfriend.(its about time I had one, im not getting younger here) Sorry it was so long tonight but i guess it makes up for all the missed entries
Peace To all
Mood: Great! (now I might even be able to get thru 7 hrs at Crapmaiers tomarrow)
Current game: Im too preoccupied for ne games this whole weekend
Things to live for: Getting to know this girl I just met, Industial Goth night at uptown on wed( im gonna wear my dagorhir shirt with all the braids)
:D :D :D
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| Every onece n a while some farmer looses a pig. |
| 01.31.04 (7:51 pm) [edit] |
But this one ended up in CANADIAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Now i realize that a pig is just a large quantity of bacon but to me and my cusin Jeff, it was the bust pig that we had ever seen!
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| PISSED AS HELL !!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01.24.04 (7:42 pm) [edit] |
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this fucking thing just deleated everything i just wrote all be cause i clickeon add an image! Fucjket to hhhheLL!1 and it took forever to write too! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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| Sometimes I pretend that I'm not on fire. |
| 01.07.04 (7:29 pm) [edit] |
Now for a not so limited time offer. Exsperiance The room with a Moose in new MOOSE VISION! Thats right folk, now when u veiw this site the colors will remind u of being in the Canadian wilderness, face to face with a bull Moose!
Greebs to my cousin Jeff whom whos great site(that is linked on mine) has given me even greater insanity powers of inspiration!
Phycho Monkey Man Is AWESOME! All should bow and give him praise!(greebs to Jeff)
Anywho(greebs to Jeff)I went to Work this afternoon and realized how much I hate most old people. They are too damn picky, They are always complaining, and They are hardly ever in a good mood.
On a lighter note, I made good tips tonight. $9 total(i think), and a $5 bill from one person. Some old people are great, but not very many.
I was thinking about going to up town 2night but Jee is in Athens and its too F^({!ng cold! + now that im staying home I can type this.
All my friends have great Blogs and are linked on the Room with a Moose and on my SN info. Please take the time to check all of them out. It will make u Happy go nuts(greebs to www.Homestarrunner.com )
Ps. U know greebs is good! Greebs will love u if u love it back. Spead greebs throu out the net! Go Greebs Go!
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| Everything you know is wrong! |
| 01.05.04 (10:07 pm) [edit] |
Sorry that I am not online that much to update things. Anything that has happened of any fun might be on Jee's Blog. The link is also on my info. So just to keep it simple and some up things, ill just say strange poetic things.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of Saffu that thoughts aquire speed.
The lips aquire stain.
The stain becomes a warning.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
"Dune 1980's Ver."
The way is shutt.
It was made by the dead,
and the dead keep it.
The way is shutt.
"LotR; RotK 2003"
Somebody told me that you were Soooo stupid,
but I didn't belive them, But now I belive them.
"Strongbad Sings"
So there was like this other cool quote thing that I was thinking of but I forgot it so i bought me a large black light. PS. Is black light the same as ultra violet light? No realy does any one know?
You know how at some Asian Buffets there are these things that look like a bastard-child of packing foam and pork rinds and they are multi colored and greasy? Whats up with those?
The more Moose writes, the more he gose insane. The more insane Moose gets the more he writes himself in 3rd person. The more Moose is written in third person, the more Mac and Jeff are like...... Dude, WTF Mate? Greebs to Jee. Incase u were wondering about my use of the term greebs, it is some thing i just now invented to describe giving credit to someone when I use Their term.
So I think one good way to get self triped out and poeticly artistized and watevr. Is to not only keep typing all the weird things u think about but to type them onto a journal for all to c and comment on how Tripped out and stupid one is. Did that make any sence to any of you?
Ok. Here goes, for my last trick, I will attempt "Moose's poetry CORNER"
Yo Going Down town To up Town, Hangin around
Jee's the man. Hes there to talk to Acting Like you Dont Know Mee(Greebs to Strongbad Sings) Man what evr he says to me. We can go But no Alcohols from 10 till three Swing into Jimmy C Hes our hero and knows his mooves, Knows how to talk to the ladies. Grabbin a bight or two here shake-n-bake or Steak, Walffle House, Corner Grill. They all r open round the clock so me and Jee can eat our fill Went to Kaz several days bagging plpe's foods so to pay my pops for school. Going to drive around see my friends and Ace I hope he pays me back. Great he did + interest what a guy but anyway i had to fly to Sarahs to catch a Smirn. And Dope then bought a black light at Meijers . Im done for now that realy sucked but what the hell it couldnt hurt
Current Game: Sword of Mana, Game boy Advance
Kinda tripped out by my own crap I just wrote
All of u are my own water people! (greebs to Moose and Jeff)
Peace all!
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| Ok, 2nd time LOL |
| 12.27.03 (9:11 pm) [edit] |
I saw the 4:30 showing of THE Return of the king with Jee Mac and Darren. It was my 2nd time but i liked it just as much. We saw it at the BG mall, IN BG. Wow 3 and a half hours! Never gets old. then i came hame, ate left overs and played P.O.P. Here I am now up-dating my Blog. About time I did Sence my cuz Jeff and My bud Jee are both in to it.
LotR; RotK, Rating
: 10++
Prince of Persia, Rating
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Ps. Tell people about my Room with a Moose, and please add comments! Thanks § Moose §
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| Today Is the number red! |
| 12.27.03 (9:02 pm) [edit] |
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| Weekend! |
| 12.27.03 (9:00 pm) [edit] |
Wow! Last night was fun. Me and Jee went Down to BG for some UP Town fun. Before we went to the dance club, we went to check out The Shed. It was tripped-out as usual. I saw this awsome fish net and bought the last display one for half off. I also bought 4 neon drip candles and 10 cone incense. It was a good night for deals! Jee and I had some time to spend so we went to Finders music, this small used media store(atari and NES reliable) and one of my fave vid game stores 2 Play. I bought Prince of Persia for my Cube. It is an awesome game and is out for all systems. I stronglly recomend trying it! Anywhos, at Uptown it was kinda a smaller croud than usual because of the hollidays. Me and Jee didnt get into the muzac till later but it was great the last few hours. We especialy enjoyed the 3 light stick dancers and the several drunks that got thrown out! After dancing at at like 2:15 we went to steak and shake and had a sandwich and pop. Then we both went home to bed.
Moose rates this exsperiance at an [u]8 [/u]out of 10.
10 being like when i first saw the Marshi sequel on Homestarrunner.com, and 1 being well like looking at the corner by myself! lol
Current video game craze: Prince Of Persia
Consle: All consles
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| Welcome to the Realm of Moose! |
| 12.15.03 (7:39 pm) [edit] |
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Hello . Moose Here. Am i Blogging? Yeah I must be totaly blogging for real. !st time bloger here. BYE
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